The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news...

[breaks wind]

Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla

[rapid unitelligible gibberish]

Blabity blab bulla blah

[explosive gibberish]

[continues for 35 seconds]


[vaguely Chinese]

Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE


[nervous laugh]


And THATS the way the cookie crumbles.